Freedom to worship, not freedom from worship

On Sunday, for the second week in a row, the police rounded up scores of parishioners [of the Beijing-based Shouwang Protestant Church] who tried to pray outdoors at a public plaza. Most of the church’s leadership is now in custody or under house arrest. Its Web site has been blocked. Even after years of economic …

Har har

“An Orange County Republican Party official is defending an email she sent that portrays President Obama’s face superimposed on a chimpanzee with the words: ‘Now you know why — No birth certificate!’ “ You stay classy, Marilyn Davenport.

Tim Minchin, now twice as delicious

I love Tim Minchin’s highly irreverent songs, especially his faux-beat-poet philippic Storm in which he goes toe to toe with an incredibly annoying hippie-dippy dinner guest. I literally yelled with glee the first time I heard it, about a year and a half ago. But now, via Andrew Sullivan, I find there’s a brand new …

From the Superior Moral Compass Department

• Flying cleric sexually assaults airline passenger. • God-loving student, intent on disproving atheist talking points, gets stabby with a pen. • Bible inspires devout Seattle mom to attempt a circumcision with a boxcutter and pliers. • Allah being a wicked prude (I guess), British Miss Universe contestant must die for the intolerable crime of wearing a torso-covering one-piece …

Brits: Meet your new King — Lego man!

Johann Hari sounds off on the royal wedding that has Britain’s monarchists abuzz with excited deference, and slays one feeble pro-monarchy argument after another. Our head of state is decided by one factor, and one factor alone: did he pass through the womb of one aristocratic Windsor woman living in a golden palace? The US …

Robbery by checkbook: the devil made me do it!

It’s tax day tomorrow, so let’s look at just one of the people we are forced to entrust with our money. Take Cindy Dunton, a former deputy clerk and treasurer of the town of Newburgh, Maine, pop. 1,500. Take her, please. You see, Cindy thanked the town and the constituents who gave her a nicely-paid job …

Fraud-Prone Blithering Idiots (FBI)

For years, Bill Hillar made money by giving speeches about his exotic counter-terrorism exploits as a colonel and a Green Beret. It recently emerged that Mr. Hillar made the whole thing up. The report in Army Times says that …he accepted thousands of dollars in speaking fees from the likes of the FBI Command College. Gosh, …