…with liberty and strip searches for all.

Posted byRogier 1 Comment on …with liberty and strip searches for all.

Come to America! Now extra-free! 100% more ass-cheek-spreading at the low low cost of spitting on the Fourth Amendment. Apply today and you’ll get a free copy of the Constitution with all the silly bits blacked out! Call now, rubber-gloved operators are standing by!

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Rogier is a Dutch-born, New-England-dwelling multi-media maven (OK, a writer and photographer) whose dead-tree publishing credits include the New York Times, Wired, Rolling Stone, Playboy, and Reason.

One reply on “…with liberty and strip searches for all.”

  1. Well, this result should finally end the gummint policy of persecuting people for public nudity, right?

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