If I lived in Iran, I’d let my dog grow a mullet

Dogs may soon be outlawed in Iran.

The widening acceptability of dog ownership, and its popularity among a specific slice of Iran’s population — young, urban, educated and frustrated with the Islamic government — partly explains why dogs are now generating more official hostility. In 2007, two years into the tenure of hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, security forces targeted dog owners alongside a crackdown on women’s attire and men’s “Westernized” hairstyles. In the regime’s eyes, owning a dog had become on par with wearing capri pants or sporting a mullet — a rebellious act.

I wonder what the Iranian police will do with the thousands of dogs they’ll soon be expected to confiscate.

Don’t answer that.

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