…with liberty and strip searches for all.

Come to America! Now extra-free! 100% more ass-cheek-spreading at the low low cost of spitting on the Fourth Amendment. Apply today and you’ll get a free copy of the Constitution with all the silly bits blacked out! Call now, rubber-gloved operators are standing by!

About Rogier:
Rogier is a Dutch-born, New-England-dwelling multi-media maven (OK, a writer and photographer) whose dead-tree publishing credits include the New York Times, Wired, Rolling Stone, Playboy, and Reason.
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One Comment

  1. bobl
    Posted April 10, 2012 at 11:22 am | Permalink

    Well, this result should finally end the gummint policy of persecuting people for public nudity, right?