Faith healer inserts fingers into young believers’ vaginas to fight evil spirits.
TSA screener inserts fingers into young traveler’s vagina to fight terrorists.
Spot the differences.
Fanny got fingered
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I’m waiting for the females to figure out that: forced by their employers to fly as a condition of continued employment, then subjected to TSA groping, sets up said employers for sexual harassment charges. heh.
The difference is that people actually sought out the faith healer. He didn’t ambush them on their way between towns.