Fanny got fingered

Faith healer inserts fingers into young believers’ vaginas to fight evil spirits.

TSA screener inserts fingers into young traveler’s vagina to fight terrorists.

Spot the differences.

About Rogier:
Rogier is a Dutch-born, New-England-dwelling multi-media maven (OK, a writer and photographer) whose dead-tree publishing credits include the New York Times, Wired, Rolling Stone, Playboy, and Reason.
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  1. bob l
    Posted April 29, 2011 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

    I’m waiting for the females to figure out that: forced by their employers to fly as a condition of continued employment, then subjected to TSA groping, sets up said employers for sexual harassment charges. heh.

  2. Posted April 29, 2011 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    The difference is that people actually sought out the faith healer. He didn’t ambush them on their way between towns.